Sex is like pringles...once you pop you just cant stop!

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ill give you a cookie if you dont talk like this..but you can read it...=D

If you were a pirate would you put your parrot on this sholder or this one...
(wrap arm around) ***a boy did this to me is was so sweet

Did you know the distance between this and this(refering to sholder length) is the distance between this and this(other persons sholders, wrap arm around after touching other sholder)....;)

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this is bob
bob like you
bob also like sharp things and loud screams
i suggest you run from bob
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Here's to you
Here's to me
Best friends we'll always be
But if by chance we disagree
To hell with you!
And here's to me.

*didn't write but thought it was funny*

Hahahhahahah, you guys suck...

(in a nice way of saying it)

Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs :)

I went to look for myself. If I come back before I find me, please keep me there until I return.

For those of you that talk about me
I got some advice
Click your heels 3 times and say
I wish I had a life

Peace emz xXx