I'm not talking to you untill my demands are met. I want a giraffe!

Poestry, I hate poetry!
If our friend Franky likes poetry, we like poetry! Oh, poetry! I thought you said.....liver...
From an episode of Boy Meets World

For every new banana use a new condom

this ones for you gurly

Cheeky byarch Michael jackson is INNACENT!!!...(No offense)

Its better to have loved and lost if you know a good hitman

A little bit of pain never hurt anyone

No Glove No Love

Some people call it lazy....but i just call it inactive at the moment

God created men first because u always need a rough draft before a masterpice.

God put me on this world for a reason and that is to help you with your problems!!