Do You Have To Go To The Bathroom?
--cause your playing like a piece of sh*t

Hands on duty talk to the booty

Love, peace and if you work at KFC chicken greese

duck duck goose ur it

The Only Thing Sexier than a FORD Truck is the Cowboy that Drives it!!!

Before you critisise someone,
walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you critisise
them, you're a mile away and in
their shoes!

*~I am in shape....round is a shape..~*

lol my grandma has a sign like that in her office and i love it and wanted to share it

Men Are Like A deck of cards....
a heart to love them with
a diamond to marry tbem with
a club to beat them with
and a spade to bury them with

Roses are red
Violets are blue
AIDs are spreating
So watch who u screw.

He broke your heart shattered it like glass when he comes back say honey kiss my ass

I'm a good little gurl, an angel you could say. An innocent little angel every single day. I may act like a devil, but im an angel deep inside a innocent little angel in a really good disguise