A sucka a day keeps a hooka away

Seeing you makes me want to puke a little.

What's a girl to do? All the nice guys are UGLY...all the hott guys are MEAN...and all the *nice* AND *hott* guys are GAY!

I belive that my life is like a peice of toilet paper, the shorter is is the shittier it gets.

FUN IS ONE THING THAT LOVE CAN BRIGN UNDERSTAND THAT LOVE IS TRUE.

**School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, but nobodies perfect, so why bother practice?**

The only thing a girl should chase... is a shot!!

For girls it's chicks before dix
but for guys it's also chicks before dix, so when do guys come first?

;\ Im not lazy
I just don't CARE ;\

*****VIRGINATY can be CURED*****