"people say nothings impossible but a guy can't have a baby..."

Look! It's the leaning tower of Sharpie!

(said by my ex bf Dakota while stacking markers)

My Dad~ "Oops. It sent. I didn't mean to send it. Uh, your joining the NAVY."

Me~ "o.0? Okay."

Sorry to tell you this...but there is just no way to fix ...stupid

I know there's other fish in the sea, But I lost my pole when the last one got away from me

Roses are Red, Violet's are Blue
Sugar is Sweet, and so are You
The Roses are wilted, the Violets are dead
The Sugar Bowl is Emety, just like your Head

Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck she put them on the table to see if they would....................fall off

Men are like chocolate...you get them in bars, they go straight for your hips, and they never last long enough to satisfy you!

Dont judge a man by his B O X E R S
it's whats I N S I D E of them that counts!

My mom always told me that everyone is given a gift...it just turns out that some people's gift is to screw everything up.