You look like .s.h.i.t. - or is that the style now?!

Eat Well
Stay Fit
Die Anyway

I don't discriminate. I hate everyone.

Do your bit to clean the streets. Kill a chav!

Don't be silly - Wrap up your willy!

TIMMY STOP IT TIMMY STOP HITTING ME TIMMY

-me and my friend were talking and for some reason she said that and i thought it was really funny-

People come up to me and ask me if I believe in forever. And I can`t help but sit back and laugh because, with the way my life is going, I don`t even believe in tomorrow.

If I could be any color in the world I would be a dark color since it gets chose the most.

My mother never noticed the irony when she called be a son of a *****.

God is coming and boy, is she pissed!