Funny Quotes

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  • Quit using my name in vain,
    goddamit!

    -God

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  • Hey, have you seen my son?
    i sent him to get some milk a while ago...

    -God

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  • Oh, the inquisition?
    alright, fine.
    my bad
    -God

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  • This may be a little sic
    look down ur shirt and spell attic

    (if u dont get this then ur juss a little dum)

    by whitney
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  • life a!!!!!!!!
    life is a bi*c* and so i am i.

    by shelly
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  • The More!!!!!
    The more i get to know boys the more i hate dogs.
    By; shelly moss

    by shelly
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  • They say!!!!
    they say milk does the body good but damn how much did you drink!!!!!!!!!!!
    by:shelly moss

    by shelly
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  • All
    day
    i
    dream
    about
    sex
    By;shelly moss

    by shelly
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  • You try to find out what your problem had become.But then you have more problems to face

    by KayCee
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  • KFC - Kill a Fcukin' Chav

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