Sex, drugs rock\'n\'roll,
Speed, weed, birthcontrol,
Life\'s a bi@tch and then you die,
So f/u/c/k the world and lets get high!

What the DUCK?

The itsy bitsy spider
Light up his joint last night
Sniffed up the cocaine
And wiped the dealer dry
Out came the pot leafs
And filled up all the bongs
And the its bitsy spider
Light up his bong again

Little my puffet
Sat on her tuffet
Smoking a bong all day
Along came a spider
And light up beside her
And took her big bong away

Little Bow peep
Sniffed lines of her sheep
And didn't no how to bake them
So she left them alone
And they got high on there own
And snorted some coke all day

"Is stomping really the answer yo your problem?" "No, it's just my motion."

Do you know what sunglasses are for? The government says they're to protect your eyes from the sun, but I know the the truth, they're to protect you from the CIA, thats right the CIA. Just think abuot it next time you go outside.

I'm in my own little world, It's OK, people know me here.

"You put me in a nursing home, I'll put you in a coma"

**This is a quote, right? Well, I made it up talking to one of my best friends who is like a son to me**

Girls+Chocolate=INSTANT LOVE

^^Alright i can admit it =-]^^