When some one tells you nothings impossible, tell them to try dribbling a footbal.

I want you to devirginis my thighs

Glitter covered squirrels are the $hit and they taste good in chocolate or vanilla cough i like chocolate

Don't be too serious about life, its not like you're gettin' out alive.

SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW, (so don't tell Scotty) shhhhh..........

Guys are players,
thats a fact,
So don't fall in love,
just play them back!

If i'd killed you when I'd wanted to, I'd be out of jail right now.

I'm naked under here!
*Peter's shirt*

Does she come with the house?

CAUTION: stop leaving your cigarett butts on the floor...the cockroaches are getting cancer!!