My parents control my life so why don't they go to school for me?

Dorks will someday rule the world!

WhY dRiNk AnD dRiVe WhEn YoU cAn GeT HiGh AnD fLy?!?!?!?!?!?!

You are slower than a snail trying to climb up a waterfall!

Bosses are like diapers. Always on your @$$, and usually full of $hit

Im the kind of kid my parents don't want me to hang out with!

~+~Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Silly jill forgot the pill and now they have a son~+~

Mr. Smith: "Ok, next geography question."
Juliana: "Yes."
Mr. Smith: "Tokyo is a major city in what country?"
Juliana: "China!"
*snicker*snicker*
Juliana: "What?"

" Good News! I've decided not to kill u!"
-Stewie Griffin

The pain of my heart
to death shall me part
the pain i have to dart
he leans in for the kiss
and farts
eeeww BART!!