Funny Quotes

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  • WARNING! Bi*ch on a diet!

    by Jo
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  • "Like all fish are sharks but not all sharks are fish."
    ~D

    by Ali
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  • Your momma is sooo ugly the last time she got a peice of a** was when her hand slipped through the toilet paper.

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  • When life hands you lemons: throw them at people!

    by Trish
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  • Just because you have one, doesnt mean you have to act like one

    by Trish
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  • If McDonalds always wants to see u smile...then y do they alwayz mess up ur order?!?!???

    by Nevaeh
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  • When life gives you smarties throw them at people.

    i did have it "...throw them at larry" but you guys dont no larry,and you dont want to.lol.

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  • I was sorri i had no shoes until i met sum1 wiv no feet

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  • Jill:So I guess you dont have anything to say about that one do you?

    Jack:If I needed a CUM back i would have gottin it from your lips!

    *lol, i got it from a friend, and i thought it was funny*

    by Krystal
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  • I don't know if I should be happy or wash my hands.
    -Tas

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