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WARNING! Bi*ch on a diet! |
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"Like all fish are sharks but not all sharks are fish." |
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Your momma is sooo ugly the last time she got a peice of a** was when her hand slipped through the toilet paper. |
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When life hands you lemons: throw them at people! |
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Just because you have one, doesnt mean you have to act like one |
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If McDonalds always wants to see u smile...then y do they alwayz mess up ur order?!?!??? |
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When life gives you smarties throw them at people. |
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I was sorri i had no shoes until i met sum1 wiv no feet |
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Jill:So I guess you dont have anything to say about that one do you? |
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I don't know if I should be happy or wash my hands. |