Funny Quotes

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  • Amish Electrician

    *no offence to the Amish people*

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  • Kerry is s c a r y

    by Rose
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  • When people say "life is short". What the h*ll?? Life is the longest d*mn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

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  • ~+~im multi-tasked: i can brush my teeth and pee at the same time...and i can make it in...~+~

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  • Babey hold me tight
    you know i love you
    (at least for the night)

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  • CRIKEY!!!!!! ♥ ♥

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  • I miss my ex-boyfriend, but my aim is improving.

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  • School's like a bong,
    the harder you suck,
    the higher you get!

    by violeta
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  • All work and no play makes me a dull boy...
    All play and no work makes me a playboy!!!

    *Same goes to the girl....AhakZ!!!

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  • The next time you think your perfect try walking on water.

    by Janice
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