Funny Quotes

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  • Six sleepy sheep slept soundly saturday

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  • If gossip was a drug then we'd all be wasted.

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  • If sex appeal was dinamite you wouldnt be able to blow the cobwebs off your own balls!

    by kida
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  • Hey s/ut
    EXCUSE ME?
    Sorry wh0re!
    Thats better

    by Alyssa
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  • I can be any favor im your Now and Lata

    by KayCee
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  • If your gonna criticsize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, then when you criticize them your a mile away and you have their shoes!

    by Sandi
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  • Got monkey balls?
    :) :) :0 :8

    by keisha
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  • I got an .F. and a .C. i got a .K. too now all thats missing is a b|tch like .U.

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  • This read 2 tryin 4 ass dumb yo at laugh n back sit I where point the is this.

    HaHaHaHaHaHaaaa..
    (Now Read It Backwards)

    by Neca
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  • School is like being peaked to death by a chiken. ~stiker~

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