Why is Cinderella a fairytale? Any idiot could lose their shoe!

Suicide hotline, pleaase hold...

"Of course honey, i would love to spend the rest of my life with you, unless you die first."

Me and you are great friends.
You cry, I cry. You fight I fight.
You jump off a bridge...i'm gonna miss your azz.

"School is practice, practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect so why practice?"
Billie Joe Armstrong

It's okay to talk to yourself as long as you dont answer yourself.

God really must have liked calories 'cause he made a lot of 'em!

Get me this, Get me that!
I guess im a spoilt brat!
Buy me rubies buy me pearls!
I love being Daddys li'l girl!!

The cost of a gift dosnt matter....unless ur the one buying lol

This is soo my quote....(but I did not make it up)

I'm not a B*T*H...

I just have low BULLSH*T tolerance