Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

I thought he was a superhero.

He's more of the villain standard.

And even more of the psychiatric test, inkblot, big coloured blocks, electrodes taped into his head standard.

When given the choice between mittens and gloves, always wear mittens. It is much easier to flip people off.

"Eternal damnation or cookie dough? COOKIE DOUGH!" -Adara

Nobody dies a virgin, life screws us all!!

How now brown cow!

Men think with their --little-- head and not with there big ones.

Im like a superhero only with out motivation and super powers

Looks are God given, so be thankful. Praise is man given, so be humble. And conceit is self given...so be careful!