Y do they put braille on the keypad of a drive up ATM??

If the 7 11 is open 24/7 365 days a year y does it have locks on the door??
for the leap day every 7 years??

If u chock a smurf what color does it turn??

.roses are red.
.violets are blue.
.i'm sorry honey.
.i found someone new.

I think i just met the girl of my dreams...
but i decided to ditch her when i saw you.

Prince charming was on the way to see you...
but i beat the crap out of him so i could get to you first.

(gotta love those corny ass pickup lines)

Why are you here?

"once you have read this quote in the end you will have realized that you have succesfully wasted your time"
RP-2005

Life is gay F**k it in the A**

Just because I flirt, doesnt mean I'm a ho, unlike most girls, I learn to say "no"..

Super man saves the day!!!

lol~i still cant believe he plowed u over alisha and he still caught the frisbee!!! lol