Funny Quotes

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  • I like suckers..they make me happy and help my throat

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  • I am a marmott and i will sit on that rock and sleep all day in the sun!

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  • Dont confuse a blond...especially if they dont know they're confused!

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  • I found a cookie! there's another one! and another! cookie cookie cookie!

    ~my sis said this when eating cookies in cream icecream~

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  • Im dumb but beautiful things even out

    by Becx
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  • Maybe I am, and maybe I AM!!!
    -Willy Van Wiggers

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  • Go wild, buy a thong
    drink bacardi all night long
    get stoned, smoke some pot
    screw the guy you think is hot
    mud wrestle, rock a roll
    Party hard, smoke a bowl
    Life is great, sex is heaven
    We are the CLASS OF 2007!!!!

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  • TGIF=THANK GOD IM FEMALE

    by Karla
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  • Forget about falling in love..
    i'd rather fall in a vat of chocolate..

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  • Growing old is mandatory..
    but growing up is OPTIONAL..
    =D

    [for all those who dont want to move on and go to high school and college and stuff; from my friend nessy]

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