Funny Quotes

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  • Sometimes you gotta try your hardest not to care.........no matter how much you really do!

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  • A world without U
    Is like to have weed without fire

    Lmao....

    by kkly
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  • "Now that's some high-quality H2O!"
    -Waterboy

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  • "Happiness is like peeing your pants.
    Everyone can see it,
    But only you can feel the wormth."

    By: Mike S. D.

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  • GIRLS SUCK!!....thats why we created the tom-boy!! haha

    by grace
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  • "Hey I'm all for lesbians....Thats 2 more girls who won't steal my boyfriend."

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  • "STOP going to the beach you'll get tan!"

    by Aurora
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  • He loves me he loves me not all he want is for me to suck his...................

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  • You have my heart,my soul,my love so what more do you want.. my liver

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  • You left me for some gurl and i was mad but im laughing now becuz baby the gurl U-G-L-Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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