Funny Quotes

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  • The universe truly is an unimaginably huge place. If the distance between your ears and your brain can only be measured in light-years, it really puts things into perspective doesn't it?

    by Maher
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  • Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??

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  • Apple was considering making an iPod for kids but apparently, the name 'iTouch Kids' didn't sit too well.

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  • Someday, you'll find your Prince Charming. Mine just took a wrong turn,got lost,and was too stubborn to ask for directions.

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  • When I was born the Devil said
    "Oh Shit!, there is now compitition"

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  • "Every closed eye is not sleeping; and every open eye is not seeing".

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  • "Every day there's sad news and bad news, but each day itself is glad news".

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  • We had gay burglars break into our house last night...
    They rearranged our furniture..

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  • It’s hopeless!
    Just hopeless!
    ..Just hope less..
    ..It won’t feel as bad..
    R.M.D.S.

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  • “I will always be living sunny side up even if I stand in the middle of great pain and adversity, because someone told me , I need to shine like a thousand suns to give hope to people more unfortunate.”

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