Funny Quotes

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  • If GOD can take care of you for 37 consecutive years, then how about one mere month? Give HIM all the glory!

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  • Even racist Whites have black hair; we are not the same but 99.9 percent similar.

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  • Status anxiety can be quite depressing; just be yourself!

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  • To this day, I have yet to meet a fellow individual who freezes their Charleston Chews, as well as anyone who knows what one is.

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  • If women are from Venus and men are from Mars, then where are gays from?

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  • Why worry about public opinion yet you have your own opinions?

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  • Sharks are more lethal in water, not grass; know your limits!

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  • It's not disrespectful for someone to ask me where the toilet is; we all go there!

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  • Sneezing, fake coughing and yawning to heckle people are some of the Weakest Gestures I've ever witnessed.

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  • Hunger does not care how much food you have eaten since birth.

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