See my halo bright and shiney,
Mess with me and I'll kick your hiney

lmao!!!
-kitty

NNNOOOO..michigan lost Ohio state wasnt supost 2 win ...noooo....michigan still rocks thow lol

Garth: si senorita
Kate: muy bein
Garth: gosh, you're that dumb?
Kate: um.......SALSA!!!

Ever get the feeling that the evil monkeys are staring at YOU???

Wanna touch my swizzel?

(inside joke)

Dont Touch What You Cant Afford!

You look at me with those big brown eyes

and all that runs through my mind is

GOD DAMN IT YOUR UGLY!!!

I have arrhythmia. my friends say i need to seek a doctor, i said no. i just need to stay away from you, because every time i see you, my heart skips a beat.

You know you're blonde if you cry for help because you got stuck in an escalator when the power went out.

Did anyone hear about that one chick who set her cell phone on vibrate and used it as a d*ldo? Now that's just plain sad.