Some people are alive just because it's against the law to kill them

Feeling like the little present my dog just left for me outside.

A real man wouldn't ask you if you wear a thong, he would go shopping for them with you.

hahaha :P -Just thought of it...

I'm a stripper, so.........what do YOU do for a living???

I aint looking at you no more
im looking past you!!!

Abcdlsd gummy vears are chasing me one is red one is blue one juts stole my freakin shoe abcdlsd look what crack has done to me

love ya bunches sarah

Im not stupid...im just a genius disguised as an idiot

The voices may not be real, but they have good ideas!

Well, they say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

Little Sister: Your Ugly.
You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is...