Funny Quotes

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  • BOOSKAS LIKE TO EAT RUTABAGAS!

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  • I'm not anti-social, society is anti-me.

    by Jessica
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  • Today is a new day like yesterday because it was today at one time.

    by Michael
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  • DILLIGASD

    DOES
    IT
    LOOK
    LIKE
    I
    GIVE
    A
    SHIT
    DAY

    by Chelsey
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  • See my fist, hear your lies, tell anymore and you'll get a surprise!!

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  • Last night i dreamt i was swimming with my clothes on, then i woke up covered in pee!!

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  • Id punch you but shit splatters

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  • I would keep you my dirty little secret, but my mom said I need to take a bath now.

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  • They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

    by Brenda
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  • Love is beauty,
    love is bliss,
    i only slept with you
    because i was pissed

    by Luciee
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