By being a non conformist,
You are actually conforming to
The conformity of non conformist-ism.

^Think about it.

You claim it's a method
You use for coping
There are healthier ways
Try hand lotion and stroking

To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to make 822.6 visits per second, sleighing at 3,000 times
the speed of sound.

At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame
instantaneously.

Embrace the inner dork in yourself 'cause life's to short to be cool

Thank drunk im not god!!!

He who laughs last, thinks the slowesT...

.a good friend is like a bra.
.strong support.
.and close to the heart.

[obviously not mine, but i found it funny at the time i heard it]

Shhhhh....can't talk now the squirrels are watching

You can't spell Crap without RAP

BOOSKAS LIKE TO EAT RUTABAGAS!