I am like a visa card, i am excepted every where!

Im the b**ch that walks the streets!

I went to a seafood disco last night...and pulled a muscle! x

Being on time is a bore, skipping is so much fun, detention sucks, but I'm almost done.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
-anonymous

"love is like a chicken with its wings."

4 SERIOUSLY.... Some Boys, wait.... 99.9% of boys... R Most Definitely Loserface Jerkholios!!!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Billie Joe is my GOD!!!!!!

1.) say cow before each word
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2.)say cow after each word
3.)say cow before and after each word
4.)read these words from bottom to top