Find someone who is honest, laughs when you make fun of them, and then give each other orgasms.

"If someone calls you weird take it as a massive compliment,It's a million times better than being dull."-Bribry aka Brian

Forget not how to live...

I'm an optimist. I didn't lose a sock in the dryer. I found an extra one!

Quoting yourself makes you sound wise.
-Dufoi

Friendship is really weird. Like, you just pick some humans you've met and you're like, "Yup, I like these ones." And you just do stuff with them.

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

I see you, spider... I see you hiding in the corner all flat and pressed against the ceiling... My old foe, I will find a way to get to you...

That awkward moment when you have characters in your book fighting and you get all worked up writing it

Okay it's "Operation: Get Ready for Tomorrow!"

yeah that ain't gonna happen....
It's gotta happen; there's a tomorrow...