Funny Quotes

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  • Life would be boring
    Without anarchy
    Without rebelling
    Against hierarchy

    by Connie Mansfield
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  • If it wasnt for words
    i would have nothing
    to say...

    by DarkKnight
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  • Your knowledge of wine is almost as impressive as your use of it to disguise your drinking problem.

    by Licentia
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  • Silly ricers stickers for kids!!

    for all the little ricer kids that street races and think adding sticker to there car make there cars goes faster!!

    by Aaron Foster
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  • Our relationship has about the same chance surviving as a snowball in hell. Unless you make an effort to remove the polar icecap shoved up your as*.

    by Licentia
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  • Your so cute, baby seals and puppy's send each other post cards of you

    by Vyncent Espinoza
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  • Friend: i would have slapped her in the face if she didnt have chips
    me: that b***h needed a good slap in tha face and her food stolen anyways

    by poisoned tears
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  • Waking up:cant i have 5 more minutes
    bus:why the fn hell is it late
    get to school:where r my friends
    class time:is the teacher here today
    end of day:YAY!!! INTERNET
    last day of term:yay now i can actually sleep
    first day:damn it not again

    by poisoned tears
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  • I'm singing to my dog and he is falling asleep... Freaking adorable

    by Daylight Lucidity
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  • Why listen to cereal when you can crack your knuckles and it sounds like snap, crackle, and pop!

    by Keegan Wheeler
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