The c...ca...cat in the h..ha...hat - oh stuff this im gonna be a stripper!

It's easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission

Those Who Dare Not Risk The Thorn, Should Never Crave The Rose

I'd tell you to go f**k yourself,
But from what I've heard,
You wouldn't be very good at it.

Chicken: "you go first..."
Cat: " no you go..."
Chicken: " no..."
Cat: "chicken!!!!"
Chicken: " Pussy!!!!"

Do all the push-ups you want. That won't fix your face problem.

Well, officer, he said 'Piss in the cup.' I said 'Shit in your hat!' ... and that's how the fight started.

The severity of the knot in the tie of your sweatpants is directly proportional to your need to pee.

Could someone get addicted to counseling? And if so, how would you treat them?

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand