I wonder if i will evr meet somone thats nice, intelligent, sane & interesting. Probably not. & evn if someone like that crossd my path his pleasant demeanor would end up a mask, and under it would be a serial killer with a chainsaw fetish

Two whales were swimming and saw a boat

so they go and blow bubbles under the boat

After the whale said to eat the sailors

the girl whale said no, i did the blow job but i refuse to eat the sea men

*from a joke book*

Screwdriver- "Looks like your not the sharpest tool in the shed"
Hammer- "It's alright; I nailed your wife."

Clever comments from inanimate objects.

Dont follow in my footsteps
i runn into walls

-idk

What? What the F**k! Ur watching Hannah Mon F**kin Tana?

i said this when my friend started watchin that show when she knows i hate it lol

Women Make Everything Better..
Give Her Sperm, She'll Make You A Baby..
Give Her A House, She'll Make You A Home..
Give Her Food, She'll Make You A Meal..
&& Give Her Crap, She'll Give You A Bunch Of Shit xP

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

-- Martin, age 10

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

-- Kelvin, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.

-- Lori, age 8

Poeple who don't know me
think I'm quiet ...

Poeple who do
wish i was!