Mirrors don't talk, and luckily for you, they don't laugh either!

I love you more than a fish loves its plastic castle <3

I thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought if the thought i thought was the thought i thought i thought then i wouldn't have thought so much

i got this from some little riddle book or something...lol.....:D

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but in alphabetical order. (Like it should be...)"

~I read this somewhere and loved it! Enjoy!

Feel safe at night. Sleep with a LiFEGUARD.

I don't care what you think about me, because it can't be half as bad as what I think about you...

If life were a box of chocolates....then hell, give me some!

"I wasn't always an old perv, I used to be young." -my 46 yr old dad.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Awkward situation #2: You start talking to yourself in an empty room, only to realize there was someone sitting quietly in the corner the whole time.