There may be consequenses for every choice...but may I have choices for what the consequences are? :)

He said-baby I will never lie to you.
she said-are you a man?
He said-yea
She said-then you will lie, that's what men do.

How come dogs say wolf but cats don't say lion?

Another wonder of the world. Something 2 really think about

Don't wait on the corner of the street, in the rain, for her to finally fall in love with you, you might catch a cold

I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally.

After a year in therapy,
my psychiatrist said to me,
"Maybe life isn't for everyone."

Ur the one person who findes my stupidness cute
=P

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

If I ever gave birth, I would stop in the middle of it and ask the doctore "Is it money back guarenteed?"

Save a whistle, blow a lifegaurd