I feel like chalk. Whether to draw with it on walls or to eat it I haven't quite decided.

Be a pessimist, that way you always expect the worse so when sumthing good happens you can be extra happy

.....i can't live without you...i'm dying to feel you at night...sweat is drippin down my body...i want you...i need you...come on air conditioner work.....

&&He said:

"I don't know why you wear a bra, you don't
have anything to put in one."

So She Said:

"You wear pants, don't you?

xD

"that quote was NOT funny."

My mom was a ventriloquist and
she always was throwing her voice.
For ten years I thought the dog
was telling me to kill my father.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

-- Jeff Marder

Even mothers have to love ugly children...

Chris - Project Runway Season 4