Stop reposting the same quotes!

if i see another "if life gives you lemon.." shiet again...

I was the best man in the wedding, if I'm the best man why is she marrying him?

Am I the only person who can put ten pairs of socks in the washing machine, only to return later and find there are just seven individual socks in it, none of which match?

May the flies of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch......... AMEN

If water were vodka
and i was a duck
i swim to the bottem and never come up
but waters not vodka
and im not a duck
so slid me a bottle and
shut the f**k up!!!!

:]

He who argues with a fool is a fool. So don't argue with me.

You and your rumors have something in common//you bothh get aroundd.

its not mine. i heard it from a friend. but i thought it was good..

ATTENTION!

The aliens are abducting
The hottest and sexiest people alive.

Don't worry,
You're safe..

I just want to tell you goodbye.

Arms are for hugging
boys are for kissing
slt are for dissing
and best friends are for when the boy is kissing the slt and all you really need is a hug

:)

If we could bottle your luck we would have a weapon of mass destruction on our hands

--Eclipse--Edward Cullen--