If I'm lying, wouldn't my pants be on fire?

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

HATING ME WONT MAKE
YOU PRETTY!

I always tell the truth, except for right now.

Whoever said that anything is possible, obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door

I don't smile because someone might be in love with it,
I smile because there are weirdos in love with my frown.

Love me now, or love me never,
But if you love me, love me forever!

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

~anonymous~

Fighting for peace, is like screwing for virginity!!