You can't fix a broken heart, try as you might it will never be completely fixed. There is only one alternative, DUCTTAPE!! *laughs hysterically*

(found on pub wall)

Ever notice that a man's favourite sport usually involves balls...

Having an attack dog trained to keep people out of the bathroom could be a lot of fun =P

YOU SHOULD PUT A CONDOM OVER YOUR HEAD.
iF YOUR GONNA ACT LiKE A Di*K,
YOU MiGHT AS WELL LOOK LiKE ONE TOO.
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- TO DiEGO
THiS WASNT MADE BY ME

OMG! whats that thing growing on your neck? oh...its just your face.

People have the privilege to be stupid, some just abuse the privilege.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
*Not Mine*

Kids in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seats cause kids-not by me

Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
A face like yours
belongs in the ZOO!