This is for the guys.....
"To get a girl's attention, you need a girl's advice."

Humpty dumpty sat on the bed, lil bo peep was givin him head. as soon as he came she started 2 weep, she knew by the taste he'd bee fuking her sheep

When I look in the mirror,
I see a stupid loser...
I sigh, and remember that

YOUR STANDING NEXT TO ME!

Then when your gone, I see...

Just me.

HAHA!

--**Skye~

On a scale 1 to 10...
How old is Micheal Jacksons new boyfriend?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder !!!!!!! =D

When life gives you lemons . . . SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!!!

Forget love - I'd rather fall in CHOCOLATE!

People of this world would be in great shape, if they ran as much as they do their mouths.

I was thinking about love and realized i couldn't figure out why cupid was chosen to represent valentine's day. when i think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon!

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die