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I like hearing myself talk. It is one of my greatest pleasures. I often have long conversations all by myself, and I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying |
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ALCOHOL;;Enjoy it now because after College its called Alcoholism. |
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Alcohol; |
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After a year of therapy my psychitrest said "well maybe life isn't for everyone" |
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Beer-$15 |
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. |
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Trying to win a woman is like trying to win poker. If you try to win through a bluff and she calls, you lose. If you raise too early she'll get scared and fold and you'll only end up with a few chips. |
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. |
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I am a CELLFONE cause, you can TURN ME ON, TURN ME OFF, talk to me as LONG as you want and I WON'T charge you on WEEKENDS and after 7pm. |
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Great minds discuss Ideas, |