Roses are red
condoms are blue
STDs are contagious
so watch who you screw

Tell Your Little Voices To Shut Up Cause I Can't Hear Mine!

If you had sex 365 times a year and melted all the condoms down to make a tyre, wat wuld u call it?

A Fukkin Goodyear!

not mine but love it!

YOU'RE ONLY YOUNG ONCE SO BE BAD BREAK THE RULES
GET CAUGHT && MAKE iT COUNT.

Gimme that Prozac
Cause I don't want to go back
I just want some Depakote
Don't put me in a white coat
I'd be trapped like a little mouse
Inside of the Funny House
Never allowed to go outside
Cause of my silly thoughts of suicide

Guys are like puppies...
when you reject them its like stepping on their tail... you look at their sad little eyes and wanna pick up and hug um

So....im a b.itch?
well a b.itch is a female dog
and a dog barks
and bark comes from a tree
and trees are part of nature
and nature is beautiful
so thanks for the compliment.

"if u dont shut up im going to move to texas, buy a house and a rifle, put u on my property then shoot you because in texas its legal...."

said that to my brother** lol wat? mean?

I dont get scared wen i watch bloody horror movies, i can ride on roller coasters without a sound, im not scared to go outside in the middle of the night if i hear a noise........but i get scared when the toast pops out of the toaster. :D

Humpty dumpty sat down on the bed, little bo peep was givin him h3@6, as soon as he came she started to weep, cas she knew by the taste he'd been fugeing her sheep!!!