>>Shopping<< is cheaper than a psychiatrist!!

Shoes can change your life..

Just ask cinderella!!

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

- Louis Hector Berlioz

"If missiles are surely meant to hit their targets, why aren't they called hittiles?"

Lol. something you type when you don't know what else to type.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back in it's face and tell life to make it's own damn lemonade!!

Got a problem...... slove it
think im trippin... tie my shoe
can't stand me..... Then sit down
Dont like my 'tude, thats ur problem not mine

It's funny how common sense isn't really common.

News flash - UP YOURS!