Girls suck. One day they're all milling around in the Rainbow Brite section at FAO Shwartz. The next day someone has breasts. after that its all about getting boys to like you and whoever dies the thinnest wins

Live fast.
Die young,
And leave a good looking corpse!

State the obvious i didnt get my perfect fantasy... i realize you loved yourself more than could ever love me... so go and tell your friends that im obsessive and crazy... thats fine ill tell mine your GAY!

*Taylor Swift Lyric for Picture to burn*

My friends are the type of friends who go to a cashier and ask where is the checkout line.

In life there are creators, who control their creations, and creations, who blindly obey their creators. I choose to be a creator. If you choose to be a creation I think well get along just fine. ;)

"im bringin sexy back"
"psst, when was sexy gone? and why are YOU the one to bring it back?"

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. ;]

Caitlin: WOW. It's in french!

**SAID WHEN SHE OPENED HER FRENCH2 BOOK ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH THE YEAR.**

They say that when you talk to God it's called prayer, but when God talks to you its called schizophernia.

Whoever said looks dont get you what you want, was ugly.