God forbit you be an ugly girl
of course too pretty is also your doom
cause everyone harbors a secret hatred
for the prettiest girl in the room

Override bordome by making funny faces at people when they're not looking.. = P

The elephant said to the camel, "Why do you have two boobs on your back?" The camel replied,"That's funny coming from someone with a d**ck on their face".

not mine, but it's hilarious!

You know one day gods going to get sick of all our crap, put the world in a basket and leave it on hells door step with a note that reads:
ha ha its your problem now!!

I speak two languages

English
&
Sarcasm.

I'm more fluent in the latter.

Stress is when you wake up screaming.......

and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Fire is fun ^.^ it make boom boom when you try to put it out with gas!

It's an unwritten rule that no woman can ever find anything in her purse in less than 12 minutes.

I like to murder people in sadistic ways while singing showtunes..

Shes a bit of a Double Glouster in the cheese and crackers department, if you know what I mean. ;)