Sailor & the Old Monk Rum...
My wedding day bruise
adorned our happy day...
You people look at me and scoff
I've sat here till my arms fell off...
Hello dear friend hello old foe!
Bippity boppity boo, I wonder how I know you...
With eternal love
he vowed to be hers until...
This door won't hold the wind out,
She's looking at me that way again...
I took a break from my life today ,
Stopped being a mummy and wife a day...
Real understanding
of what true love would require...
I awake and sense
a warm wetness down below...
Rosie's Internet date!
Now this is a tale of worries and woe...
There was a gamer chic called fry
whose advancing skills caught my eye...
"I love you"
Remember the crazy words I said before...