Girls are very bad
they are born to make boys mad...
You're smile's stupid
Your breath smells like glue...
The teachers in my school must think
there working in a zoo...
I is deal with high-techs and diplomates
Not gutter rats...
People always say
your hearts out on a tray...
Adam asked me, uncomfortably,
"Uncle, can you please...
Glimpses of Rosy (my neighbor), pruning flowers in...
have etched permanent refuge in my bachelor heart...
I'm not popular.
I wave...
He was pestering me for days, "I want to see...
I exclaimed, "why, you're one!"...
Not your typical fairy tale
But your typical horny male...
One winter morning
back from a stroll...
This is a story that most of you
might laugh at when I'm done...