Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • To All You Hoes (2)

    by lostwithin

    Being a pr*stitute is what I love to do,
    All the money I have goes from me to you...

  • Oh my gosh!!!!! (2)

    by sweetne$$

    Peach pot pear plum
    oh my gosh dis guy iz dumb...

  • Once a player
    always a player...

  • The Crush (7)

    by Rebecca Lynn

    My body is a mess of emotions,
    My hands must be sweaty, because that sure is not...

  • For Brian (3)

    by Keri Ann

    Brian Zaboski is a mean little man.
    He will treat you badly whenever he can...

  • Dating Problems...(Resubmitted) (12)

    by Saravana Kumar S

    With a girl,i went on my frist date,
    as usual to her place i was very late...

  • So... Hot (resubmitted) (9)

    by Molly Elizabeth

    Boy you think your so damn hot.
    Well I'm here to tell you that your not. Other...

  • My Quest For Lust (8)

    by Robert

    What Can I do for you to love me so bold?
    Well there are particular panties I was told...

  • Dear sir,
    after long consideration, deep meditation and...

  • Feelings

    by true_love_is_eternity

    When I see you
    My heart skips a beat...

  • Leave me alone! Back off Jack!
    I'm doing what i want and not looking back...

  • Timing (1)

    by FTS Miles

    "After yelling sit, what did you say?"
    The man chuckled and explained...