Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • You pissed me off!!

    by åMbÈr

    You pissed me off
    You made me mad...

  • The game of golf it must be said.
    Should not be played, while your in bed...

  • The Crush (7)

    by Rebecca Lynn

    My body is a mess of emotions,
    My hands must be sweaty, because that sure is not...

  • For Brian (3)

    by Keri Ann

    Brian Zaboski is a mean little man.
    He will treat you badly whenever he can...

  • Dating Problems...(Resubmitted) (12)

    by Saravana Kumar S

    With a girl,i went on my frist date,
    as usual to her place i was very late...

  • So... Hot (resubmitted) (9)

    by Molly Elizabeth

    Boy you think your so damn hot.
    Well I'm here to tell you that your not. Other...

  • Ill tell u why!! (1)

    by sweetne$$

    Wat did i do to deserve this pain
    why do some Bois have too be so lame...

  • My Quest For Lust (8)

    by Robert

    What Can I do for you to love me so bold?
    Well there are particular panties I was told...

  • Dear sir,
    after long consideration, deep meditation and...

  • Feelings

    by true_love_is_eternity

    When I see you
    My heart skips a beat...

  • Leave me alone! Back off Jack!
    I'm doing what i want and not looking back...

  • Timing (1)

    by FTS Miles

    "After yelling sit, what did you say?"
    The man chuckled and explained...