He chews his food with his mouth open
He wipes his nose when it runs...
I was walking by the side,
When out of nowhere this guys come...
Tell me How much you love me
Buy me flowers for no reason...
I love your back.
i love your bones...
To me, the perfect date
consists of dinner, dancing...
I was such a fool
How could I have been so stupid...
I knew a guy named Boobopaday;
he was special cause he was gay...
Guys are inconsiderate
Some of them illiterate...
One day i fell in love
and i couldn't get out...
Once i saw a hairy man
he was very hairy...
My love is true,
this I swear...
A small lion cub in the grass
pounces on an ant and wont let it pass...