I saw two friends of mine,
Two girls, one bullying the others...
Let the Christmas lights shine
i'll be yours you be mine...
Okay, so I hacked into his e-mail
And told his friends he's gay...
Meew! goes the kitty
softly in the morn...
"Shut up" I said,
get away from me...
I took myself out on a date
and said I\\\\\\\'m looking grand...
I really need to see you
Just have you in my sight...
Passing by a manicure shop
My daughter and I decided to stop...
A Limerick is based on five lines,
and if you do so, you'll be fine...
I hope you fall
Off A cliff but don't die...
I work 23 hours a day
Just for one hour of play...
*---Long but WORTH IT---*
Twas the night before Christmas, nothing but...