I am nothing like Osama
Not even close to Obama...
A phone is for phonies.
A tongue is for a kiss...
So I want to write a short poem,
dedicated to yours truly...
As I look across the room
I see my sister with a broom...
Ill blast past anybody in the class
make u lick my ass...
"Save the trees!" I hear him cry
"They are our lifeblood...
Well, you can't really compare apples to oranges.
Even hard-headed coconuts know that apples are...
My dreams prick like a needle in the groin.
Phallus! now dangles like the ash on a spent...
Seen many hyped up premieres,
events that promised to be...
There was a boy named Walker
Everyone thought he was a stalker...
I sway in gentle hammock rhythms
. [caged without key...
Rev Harold Camping's
failed rapture should feature on...