There once was a Palin named Sara
Who wore a quite a bit of mascara...
George Bush. could have been elected
After the votes were all collected...
There once was a healthcare bill
That republicans tried to kill...
Seen many hyped up premieres,
events that promised to be...
There was a boy named Walker
Everyone thought he was a stalker...
I sway in gentle hammock rhythms
. [caged without key...
Rev Harold Camping's
failed rapture should feature on...
Sir Executive charges the counter,
standard-bearing power-card pinned between...
Oh i can't wait for that fateful day
when i can say fuk this place i wanna play...
A phone is for phonies.
A tongue is for a kiss...
I am nothing like Osama
Not even close to Obama...
So I want to write a short poem,
dedicated to yours truly...