Uncle Kennard smells of tobacco
Aunt Jennifer smells of rose...
Tuwing nakikita kita
may nararamdaman akong iba...
The proof is in the
pudding it is said but proof...
The cock crows , that's your morning alarm,
Half a sleep you make your way to the stream...
Well, you can't really compare apples to oranges.
Even hard-headed coconuts know that apples are...
O virtual lover logon to my space.
Let your QWERTY visit my place...
There once was a healthcare bill
That republicans tried to kill...
I once know this girl from Long land
Who always had a swollen gland...
George Bush. could have been elected
After the votes were all collected...
There once was a Palin named Sara
Who wore a quite a bit of mascara...
There once was an idiot named Rush
That would make Don Rickles blush...
Convincing me that
Guy is terrible does not...